The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[nbaheen]

nbaheen sneezes
nbaheen:...what was that
n-evil:you probably caught a cold Mr.I go through the freezing space with nothing but a shirt
n-good: or some one said something bad about you
nbaheen and n-evil:....
n-good:what?
nbaheen(T):either way,its not important

[Shane]

An army of aliens appears on Earth's moon.
Alien King: "Capture. Planet. Earth. One. Million. Cion. For. Whoever. Destroys. All. Life. On. Earth. Without. Destroying. Planet. Earth."
The aliens cheer as they prepare to enter their spaceships...
????: "Stop right there."
????2: "Yeah. You're not going to do anything of the sort."
The aliens stop.
Alien King: "You. Are. Humans. KILL! THE! HUMANS!"
????: "Fine, be that way."
????2: "You're finished!"
The mysterious duo summon Keyblades.
????: "Ready, Claire?"
Claire: "Yes, Roxas."
The duo charge at the aliens, and eventually the aliens are knocked out.
Claire: "Who should destroy them?"
Roxas: "I dunno."

Another army appears. It's twice as large.

[nbaheen]

nbaheen comes down to earth again
nbaheen:...i am hunger

[Shane]

Popcorn falls on nbaheen's head. He looks up to see that it's raining popcorn.
nbaheen: "..."

Meanwhile, on Earth...
Bla bla bla 44: "Yay popcorn!"
Human: "... So popcorn is more important than the planet's fate? There's an alien invasion going on and... they're not here yet? This must mean that their either behind on schedule, or someone's dealing with them..."
Bla bla bla 44: "SPECIAL FUDGE CANNON!"
Bla bla bla 44 fires a beam of fudge skywards, which explodes. Now it's raining popcorn and fudge.
Bla bla bla 44: "If only there was some chocolate or something... Oh, I know!"
Bla bla bla 44 points to the moon.
Bla bla bla 44: "CHOCOLATE BEAM CANNON!"
A beam of chocolate fires from Bla bla bla 44's hands. Now it's raining fudge, popcorn and chocolate.

Meanwhile, on the moon...
Claire: "Watch out!"
A barrier surrounds Claire and Roxas. Chocolate covers the moon, incinerating the aliens on the moon.
Roxas: "... Did planet Earth just get saved... by chocolate?"
Claire: "Looks like it. I guess we can return and inform Tia about this... odd development."
Roxas: "Okay, but I still don't understand how the moon is covered in chocolate. This forces us to fly instead of walk."
Claire: "... Our spaceship it on the other side of the moon. I doubt it'll get covered in chocolate from there."
Roxas: "... Anything's possible."
Claire and Roxas take flight...

Later...
Claire: "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! THE SPACESHIP IS COVERED IN CHOCOLATE!"
Roxas: "Well, now we have to fly all the way to Earth. And I'm human, not part human part Super Inhuman."
Claire: "... Well, I have wanted to try out my Teleportation ability outside of Super Inhuman form..."
Roxas: "Go for it."
Claire takes Roxas' hand and teleports.

On Earth...
They appear behind the human.
Claire: "Hey, Tia-- oh my word. It's raining chocolate and fudge and popcorn."
Roxas: "This is new."
Tia: "Huh?"
Tia turns around.
Tia: "Who are you?"
Claire: "It's us, Claire and Roxas."
Roxas: "Yeah, our spaceship is full of chocolate."
Tia: "Oh. That probably explains why you're still in the spacesuits then. Anyway, that Namekian did that."
Claire: "A Namekian fired a beam of chocolate at the moon?!"
Roxas: "He basically saved the world!"
Bla bla bla 44: "I did? ... I guess I did!"
Tia: "... Of course, how that's even possible, I have absolutely no idea."

[chonkasaurusbotato]

*Kush appears where Jason and Shaie are*
*Kush is riding the tamed EXA-DB*
Kush: The 2 dragon riders, I see. No one probably knew this but I should tell only you guys.
*Kush lifts the sleeve of his jacket. There is a white manacle under it.*
Kush: A picture says a 1000 words. I am the White Dragon Rider.
Jason: How the-
Kush: My dragon here, EXA-DB is a 5th elemental. Which explains why he is my dragon. How I had this manacle is unknown, not even EXA knows.
Shaie: So there is 3 of us. What should we do now?
Kush: I am going to eat chips. Want some?

[Shane]

Robyn and Jérèmy appear.
Robyn: "Hold on! How can you be the White Dragon Rider if I am the White Dragon Rider?"
She removes her left glove to reveal another manacle, just as white. Then Kushagra's manicle changes colour.
Jérèmy: "Hold on, that's not right! The legends say that there are only twelve Dragon Riders and, as far as we know, all twelve manicles are already attached to their wearers! Unless..."
Shaie: "Unless?"
Jason: "Of course! When I still went to school, there was a legend that there was a 13^th Dragon Rider, the Rainbow Rider!"
Robyn: "Uh? You've lost me."
Jérèmy: "The Rainbow Rider is the weakest Rider on his own, but the more people are nearby, the more powerful he becomes. If all twelve Dragon Riders are nearby... then he will have limitless power. The same goes to other Dragon Riders. If all thirteen are together, they all will have limitless power! The Rainbow Rider's manicle constantly changes colour at random, but when all thirteen Dragon Riders are together, then the Rainbow Rider will be able to control his manicle's colour changes."
Robyn summons a list.
Robyn: "Okay, Shaie Neumann is the green Dragon Rider Princess, Jason von Staden is the red Dragon Rider Prince. Henry and Taia Zenotron are the blue and yellow Riders, Louis Trent and Kira Spencer are the orange and pink Riders, Jérèmy le Roux and Robyn Black are black and white, Roxas Swardt and Claire Abbot are purple and sapphire blue Dragon Riders, and Chris Klingehandschuh and Carrie Handshuchklinge are gold and silver. Then there's the Rainbow Rider, Kushagra. We don't know where anyone here is, except for me, Jérèmy, Shaie, Jason and Kushagra."



[offtopic]
PLEASE DO NOT RUIN A PLOT.
THIS PLOT: I PLAN TO INTRODUCE THE DRAGON RIDERS THAT AREN'T WITH SHAIE'S GROUP YET, LATER.
SO PLEASE DO NOT AUTOMATICALLY FIND THEM.
[/offtopic]

[nbaheen]

nbaheenooo...i still don't get the logical behind this rain of popcorn
nbaheen starts to eat the popcorn
nbaheen:...
n-good:i thinkthe moon is covered in chocolate and where did kush go?
nbaheen(t):where kush is isn't important,lets go to the moon
nbaheen powers up and flies towards the moon
nbaheen:i never thought i did see the moon covered in chocolate...
nbaheen snaps his finger and the moon is back to normal
nbaheen:i hope NASA didn't see this...
nbaheen teleports to where Roxas is
Roxas:whose there!
nbaheen:i am nbaheen,the balancer and guardian of the earth,and greetings

a ninja jumps and back stabs nbaheen
nbaheen:ninja'd again
nbaheen takes the katana's head and pulls it out of his body then returns it to the ninja
ninja bows
ninja:ありがとう(Arigatō)(thank you)
ninja disappears

[chonkasaurusbotato]

Kush: Hold on. If I am the Rainbow Rider, then....
*Everyone pauses*
Kush: Then the legend is true!
Jérèmy: What legend?
Kush: Listen to this:

"When the Rainbow Rider rises from his sleep,
the 13th rider will awaken from the eternal night.
All the other 12 riders,
when combine into the final striker,
the 13th will bring end and peace."

Kush: This was an old poem my teacher used to tell me. I had no idea back then why he would only recite it everyday to only me, but I think he knew who I was all along. I thought that it was a story about a great 5th elemental, but it was actually the sign to show me that I am a Rider!

[Shane]

Bla bla bla 44: "Hey, nbaheen! Check this out!"
Bla bla bla 44 points a finger at the moon.
Bla bla bla 44: "CHOCOLATE BEAM CANNON!"
nbaheen snaps his finger and a mirror appears in front of the moon. The beam of chocolate hits it and returns to Bla bla bla 44. Bla bla bla 44 is now covered with chocolate. The mirror disappears.
Roxas: "I did not see that coming. But at least he stopped an alien invasion with that Chocolate Beam Cannon."
Claire: "Yeah. So, the Balancer and Guardian of Earth, huh? That's a great thing you're doing, balancing everything."

A ninja appears again.
Ninja: "Tia-chan!"
Tia: "What?"
Ninja: "Kingdom is under attack by aliens!"
Tia: "Which kingdom?"
Ninja: "Clorensian Kingdom of Aruairau!"
Tia snaps her fingers, and a portal opens. Through it, the Kingdom can be seen.
Tia: "You, Chocolate Beam Cannon, now."
Bla bla bla 44: "Okay... CHOCOLATE BEAM CANNON!"
The beam goes through the portal, and covers the entire kingdom in Chocolate, but destroys the aliens. Tia snaps her fingers again, and the chocolate disappears along with the portal.
Tia: "You're not the only Balancer and Guardian, you know. I'm the Balancer and Guardian of Clorensia."
Claire: "... Okay, that's new."
Roxas: "Yeah."

Meanwhile...
Robyn: "... I don't do combining with others."
Jérèmy: "That legend is the same one I grew up with when I was still... Inhuman and not a Ciraian deity. That's only the first part, though. The full legend is..."

"When the Rainbow Rider rises from his sleep,
The 13th rider will awaken from the eternal night.
All the other 12 riders,
When combine into the final striker,
The 13th will bring end and peace.

Once evil is vanquished for good,
The final striker will split into thirteen,
And the Day of Destruction averted.
Powers of Light and Darkness combine,
And the Master will return from its prison."

Jérèmy: "I wonder who this Master is, though..."

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:you are correct about the guardian part,Tai,but there can only be one balancer....in fact,i am the second balancer in this world,the first one...well,lets just say he went mad with power,reality warper style
Roxas:i am not catching on here.
nbaheen:allow me to explain,one guardian is assigned to each planet,all though a few are assigned to an entire solar system,if only one planet of that solar system is inhabited by living things,and there job is to protect that planet or solar system but a balance on the other hand has a more tricky job,his/her job is to keep the entire universe at balance,in other words,restore the good and evil side to what they are supposed to be,so if a side,regardless of good or evil,gets stronger or weaker than its supposed to be,the balancer's job is to bring back that side to its original place,but a more important job of the balancer is to protect the innocent from getting hurt in wars or things like that and the balancer must keep himself at perfect balance as well,so they are usually emotionless and kinda mysterious most of the time...quite a long explanation...