The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[Shane]

Shaie: "Tch! Yeah right!"
Sarah appears behind Shaie and Jason.
Sarah: "BOO!"
Shaie and Jason, both startled, fire energy beams at Sarah. When it hits her, it turns into hearts. The hearts float upwards and explode like fireworks.
Shaie: "What are you?!"
Jason: "This is insane!"
Sarah: "Anyway, he's telling the truth. He always does. If you don't believe me, then you don't believe your brother. And if you don't believe your brother, who do you believe?"
Shaie: "In myself."
Sarah: "... Anyway, unfortunately, now that I'm human..."
PK: "What?"
Sarah: "Shane and Kim are both dead, aren't they? As a result, I was turned into a human. Shaun and Kimberley, their Nobodies, have also faded out of existence. Shaie and Jason both have a new Guardian - Serenity Kara."
Sarah smiles.
Sarah: "I still have my abilities, but in this world, I'm a human, whereas in worlds where Shane and Kim are still alive, I'm Inhuman and a Guardian. So I decided to stop my lifeline - now I can't age anymore, and if I get hurt, I'll stay alive."

Meanwhile...
Claire: "Finally, Egypt!"
Roxas: "What are those-- HEARTLESS?!"
Claire: "On Earth? This is new!"
Roxas: "Let's do something 'bout them!"
Claire and Roxas summon their Keyblades and begin fighting...

Back at Shaie's group...
Shaie: "... I'll trust you both..."
Sarah: "Great!"
Shaie: "... on one condition."
PK: "What?"
Shaie: "You'll have to answer fifteen questions. Think you're up to it?"

[KarjamP]

PK: "Okay, now how about it?"

???: Hello guys!

A guy who looked exactly like PK but not wearing purple appeared right besides them.

PK: "KarjamP? What are you doing here?"

KarjamP: "Just saying that I've haven't read the entire 74 pages of story yet, so I may need to research if I'm going to pump PK's mind."

PK: "In case you're wondering, KarjamP's an author.
"I only know as much as the one that's currently controlling me.
"That means that KarjamP would have to research this thread if he doesn't know the details needed for me to provide the info."

[Shane]

Shaie: "Uh? Whatever. Nicole told me everything she could find out from Shane by using your ability, purple. She basically copied it or something. Called it 'fourth wall reading' but it's above me. Anyway..."
Jason: "This is going to be good."
Shaie: "Question 1, who terrified a tree with a lighter? Question 2, where did my brother meet Kim? Question 3, who took Shane and Kim to the Castle of the Seven Orbs? Question 4, who had a popcorn party? Question 5, who tried to assassinate Shane after Kushagra created an arena?"
Jason: "And if anyone other than KarjamP is going to answer this I'll blast them into oblivion."
Shaie: "Thanks, Jason."
Jason: "I'm serious!"

[chonkasaurusbotato]

Kush: You blast me to oblivion and you get a free one way ticket to come with me. I won't die anyways, I didn't age for the past 23,022,002 years. But here is a hint: Questions 1, 2, 4, and 5 can't be asked from me. As far as my memory goes, I sort of remember questions 4 & 5.
Jason: I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL HIM! KAMEHAM-
Kush: Chaos Control!
*Jason stops moving*
Kush: That should keep my eardrums from hurting.

[nbaheen]

nbaheen absorbs the energy jason created
nbaheen:break
Jason:-AHA!...what happened to the energy beam?
nbaheen:and by the way PK no fourth wall reading here
Shaie:what is your problem with fourth wall reading nbaheen
nbaheen:...it breaks the story and plots,thats why i build a fourth castle
everyone stares at nbaheen
nbaheen: awkward stares...anyway i need to go to Egypt
Sarah:why?
nbaheen:there is some heartless which need to be destroyed,besides i always wanted to check the pyramiads,and you should watch your back sarah,being immortal will not save you if i am annoyed again
nbaheen teleports to where Roxas and Claire are
nbaheen turns his hand into a sword and start to stab and slice the monsters while he uses his other hand for for mana beam and makes rocks hit them

[Shane]

Shaie fires a massive energy beam at kushagra, which teleports him to Castle Oblivion.
Shaie: "Well, it wasn't Jason, but still, that's one person blasted into Oblivion. Even if it's a castle on the other side of the universe."
Jason: "... He's going to kill you when he gets back, you know."
Shaie: "If he wants to end the universe and all of existence, yeah, he will. Guess these manicles do have some use to them, after all."
Jason: "... What?! Nobody said--"
Shaie: "... Well, it's a curse that the Dragon Rider Prince and Princess must bear. At least if we die of natural causes, nothing will be destroyed. Apparently it's a safety measure for our manicles. If evil people get the other manicles, their brains just... explode."
Jason: "Sounds scary."

[nbaheen]

Roxas:when was the last time this planet had heartless
nbaheen:about 10 years ago

[chonkasaurusbotato]

*Kush returns, this time with all the Keyblades in the world*
Kush: Did you forget, that in Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories, I can use cards. I found a stack load of them, and this is what I found. It's time for you, my fellow Riders, to be sent to where you sent me. Chaos CONTROL!
*Shaie and Jason freeze. They can talk, but they can't move.*
Shaie: Hey let go of us!
Kush: Now begone!
*Kush opens a portal and throws in the duo*
Kush: Thank you my powers.

[KarjamP]

PK: "Okay, enough with the fights.
"And what's wrong with my Fourth Wall Reading ability?
"If it'll bother with plot reasons, then I won't do it all the time.
"I'm going to rescue those two people whom you've sent to Castle Oblivion."

A portal appeared.

Shaie and Jason popped out of it.

PK: "I have a power of mimicry which allows me to perform any skills, abilites, attacks, etc. that I know the workings of.
"Since I litterally study everything, I know enough skills, attacks, abilities, etc. to consider myself a demi god.
"Anyway, I'll now tell you the answers:
"The answer to the first question is 'Hero Destroyer'.
"The answer to the second question is the 'Datascape'.
"The answer to the third question is 'Kushagra'.
"The answer to the fourth question is 'Bla bla bla 44'.
"The answer to the fifth question is 'Kim'."

KarjamP: "I hope I've researched correctly.
"PK was supposed to be spying you guys from a distance for curiousity-based reasons."

[nbaheen]

nbaheen flies and starts to bombard the heartless with energy beams
all the heartless are destroyed
Roxas:thanks nbaheen
giant heartless appears