The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[Shane]

????: "... Why is it that everyone wants to stop me? Every last one who tried got killed, and that just by my robots. One of which has been destroyed, so I assume it was you."

Meanwhile...
Girl: "HEY! WEST!"
It was a sunny day in Gansbaai. Most of the inhabitants were at the beach, but there were a few who weren't...
West: "What? I said I was sorry, Crizelda!"
Crizelda: "No you didn't!"
West: "Yes I did!"
Bespectacled Boy: "Will you guys stop fighting for one second? Monique and I are trying to concentrate here!"
Veiled Girl: "Yeah, sheesh! Can't you guys quiet down?"
Crizelda: "Sorry, Monique, Ned."
Ned takes his glasses off.
Monique: "Well, regardless, I doubt we'll get studying done anyway. Whose idea was it to give homework at the end of the final term of school?"
Ned: "Apparently, the principal's."
West: "So now what?"
Crizelda: "... Maybe we can... I dunno, duel or something?"
West: "Well, I guess it's better than having our cards gather dust."
Monique: "See, Clinton has a point."
Clinton West: "Don't I always? I tako, moram nastaviti sa svojim slučajnosti dok dvoboj završava."
Crizelda: "Translation?"
Clinton: "That's Croatian for 'and so, I must continue with my randomness until the duel ends.'"
Ned: "Funny. You'd expect someone like me to be a linguist. But I'm not."
Monique: "Well, he's the only one here who can speak, like, ten languages!"
Clinton: "English, Afrikaans, German, French, Spanish, Croatian, Japanese, Chinese, Irish, Polish and Latin, to be exact. That's eleven."
A portal opens behind them. Crizelda spots it first.
Crizelda: "What is that?"
Everyone looks. Heartless comes out of it!
Clinton: "Monsters?!"
Ned: "This is bad!"
Monique: "I didn't know they really existed!"
Crizelda: "What now?"
Clinton: "... If only we knew where Shane lived..."
Crizelda: "Yeah, he's random enough, maybe he could, oh, I dunno, randomize these things to death?"
Monique: "He could have gotten stronger since he left school, you know."
Ned: "We're surrounded!"

[KarjamP]

PK: "シェーンとキムは非人道的本当に強力だった。 (Shēn to Kimu wa hijindōteki hontōni kyōryokudatta.)
"私は本当にそれらを逃す。 ( Watashi wa hontōni sorera o nogasu.).

Jason: "What did you say?"

KarjamP: "PK demonstrating his ability to speak Japanese.
"He's supposed to know millions of languages."

PK: "Languages are skills, don't you know?
"Anyway, the answer to the Fifty first question is 'Ginyu'.
"the answer to the Fifty second question is 'Kiane'.
"the answer to the Fifty third question is 'a well deserved vacation'.
"the answer to the Fifty fourth question is 'Melissa'.
"the answer to the Fifty fifth question is 'Kim'.
"the answer to the Fifty sixth question is 'N-Evil'.
"the answer to the Fifty seventh question is 'Sarah'. She's being naughty there.
"the answer to the Fifty eighth question is 'I did. He noticed me via a dream.' It's must've been a miracle that he managed to dream my presence.
"the answer to the Fifty ninth question is 'Shane jumping in the way of Kim's attack to Sarah'.
"the answer to the sixtieth question is 'gas masks'."

KarjamP: "...
There's a problem, guys."

PK: "What the problem?"

KarjamP: "Sarah said that Shane and Kim was destined for a lot of things."

PK: "!!!
"And we can't just revive them!
"Even if I tried to get their ghosts here, Shaie and Jason's manicles would kill them so to be with Shane and Kim."

[Shane]

Shaie: "What? Sarah said that? And we'd die if they come to life again?"
Sarah appears.
Sarah: "Yeah, that's pretty much that. But seeing as Shane and Kim're dead, you and Jason are destined for a lot of things now."
Jason: "Wow. Anyway, more questions!"
Shaie: "Numero 61, what attack did... the previous Prince... perform against an army of planes on Earth? 62, who sealed his teleportation abilities? 63, what monsters appeared around him after... ah, his girlfriend's death?"
Jason: "He's not going to be impressed, Shaie."
Shaie: "Well, I'm trying not to say their names otherwise I'll just go Heroic B-S-O-D-ing again. Anyway, 64, what Grandia 2 move did he perform? 65, which girls went into a bar?"
Shaie blushes.
Jason: "... Sixty-sixth question, which of the Neumann sisters are fluent in Spanish? Sewe-en-sestig, name everyone mentioned who could feel Shane's power level skyrocketing after he found out about Kim's death. 68, how did Shane kill one of them? Sixty-nine, what is Nicole's S-I level? Seventy, name the ability that she has that nobody had expected."
Bla bla bla 44: "Alright, I'm going to ask five more questions as well! Seventy-one, what did Nicole say that caused everyone to facefault? Seventy-two, which attacks did I create? Seventy-three, what is the day between Shane and Kim's birthdays? Seventy-four, who's the new admin of the SCS Forums?"
Shaie: "Oh shoot. I don't think there are any now."
Jason: "Yeah, he died before he probably could add an admin..."
Shaie: "Oh well, I can just hack his account, make an account for myself, and promote myself to admin."
Jason: "... I guess that's because you inherited everything he owned?"
Bla bla bla 44: "Okay, so that can't be a question. New question seventy-four: how did I stop an entire alien invasion? And seventy-five, who is the Chlorestian Guardian?"
Shaie: "You mean, Clorensian."
Bla bla bla 44: "Yeah, that's what I meant."
Jason: "... A Namekian here. That's new."
Sarah: "I'd like to add five more questions. Seventy-six, what was Froz't's energy level? 77, what is the Clorensian Guardian's full name? 78, and this is breaking the wall here, but I guess this is to make sure there are 80 questions here, but who changed the LFE Count to 9000 thread's name to Count to 12345? It's somewhere between page 889 and 901. Question 79, what is the name of one of Bla bla bla 44's characters? There are a few, by the way. And, lastly, question 80. Name one of jed37's characters."
Jason and Shaie stare blankly at Sarah.
Sarah: "What? Have to have 80 questions! For Guardians, it's bad luck if questions don't end on a five or a zero."
Everyone, except Sarah, and the Purple Karjam, facefault.

Meanwhile...
Crizelda: "Now what?"
Ned: "We die?"
Clinton: "Not without a fight!"
Monique: "We lose anyway."

[chonkasaurusbotato]

Kush: Oh god. HOW MANY MORE QUESTIONS ARE THERE?

[Shane]

Sarah: "Those are the last twenty."
Shaie: "For now."
Jason: "We've still got some questions, though it's kind-of crazy."
Shaie: "Yeah. None of you guys will understand, I'd say."
Jason: "It involves... online stuff."

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:I SAID who on earth are you and just what do you think you're doing trying to take over earth
???:none of your business kid
nbaheen:i am around 13 years old,which makes me a teenager
violet:no need to get technical
nbaheen:if i get technical then i have lived for around 30 years or so,i have no idea why i haven't changed at all.....as for the reason everyone wants to stop you,its because you tried to take over the world,and i haven't destroyed any robots for around a month or more so it must be someone else

[Shane]

Back in Gansbaai:
Crizelda: "So what?"
Ned: "We fight until we die!"
Clinton: "That's the spirit Shane has! Had. Where the hell is he, anyway?"
Monique: "Regardless, I guess I'm gonna prepare for battle."
Crizelda: "Shane..."
Ned: "Where is he?"
Clinton: "Who knows?"
Monique: "Let's fight these things, then... and lose."

Meanwhile...
????: "I'LL CALL YOU KID WHEN I WANT TO CALL YOU KID! KID!"
Violet: "... Oh boy... Anyway, it was the Neumann sisters and Jason who destroyed the robot."
????: "... I'll get them for this. MINIONS! GET THEM!"
Violet: "They can't hear you. Idiot."
????: "Listening device built into their firmwares, and then one build into my skull. Apparently."


[offtopic]
@v:
Actually, I found out about TV Tropes before I joined any forum. The first forum I joined was the Cave Story Tribute Site Forums, which was on 12 February 2012.
[/offtopic]

[KarjamP]

KarjamP: "The answers that I was typing into PK's mouth was eaten by Data Vampires.
"Therefore, I'm postponing making PK say it for a short while."

NOTE: I was the one who introduce Shane to TVTropes. :P

[Shane]

Shaie: "Huh?"
Jason: "Huh."

Shaie and Jason stare at KarjamP.

Shaie: "What."
Jason: "We don't understand."

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:you sir are lucky as i can't feel my anger,but i will ask you one more time who are you and just what do you think you are doing trying to take over earth?
???:none of your business,and you can't even touch me so how can you hope to harm me
nbaheen:i an harm you in more than one way
suddenly the mysterious person screams and holds his ears for a little while
???:what did you do
violet:what just happened to that guy?
nbaheen:just send a little signal to that firmware of yours which made it created that sound
violet:of course how could i forget about N's computer skills
nbaheen:my name is nbaheen
violet:what ever i am going to call you n