The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[KarjamP]

PK: "Nega-Lime doesn't care if the dark side is given a boost and therefore damage your balance.
"He just wants chaos."

[Shane]

????: "... I must FEAST upon her soul!"
A bright light.


... Kairi loses consciousness and falls.
Serena and Serenity both stop.
Serena: "KAIRI!"
Serenity: "Rainbow!"
From Serenity's staff, a rainbow appears, creating a floating block made entirely of an indestructible silken thread. Kairi lands on it. Serena teleports to her and picks her up.
Serena: "I guess that means we'll need to stop at the Serengeti Castle."
Serenity: "... What Serengeti Castle?"
Serena: "Oh, it's a secret castle in the Serengeti. C'mon!"
Serenity and Serena take course to the Serengeti Plains...

[nbaheen]

nbaheen appears in front of PK
nbaheen:and that is achieved by damaging my balance! and did you really thought that i thought that he cared?
n-good:i like chocolate
n-evil: doesn't everyone?
n-good:i especially like chocolate ice cream on a sunny hot day
nbaheen(t):you are making me huuunger,good

[Shane]

At a Ciraian Fortress...
Shaie: "... It's too silent. Music!"
She snaps her fingers and music begins to play.
Jason: "... You control music?"
Shaie: "Sound, actually."
Jason: "Neat. Anyway, why are we here again?"
Shaie: "To kill a toaster."
Jason: "You're kidding."
Shaie: "Nope. A toaster, a possessed suit of armor, a giant man-eating squirrel, a possessed Dark Armor, and a teenage mutant ninja tiger."
Jason: "You're kidding. Dark Armor is impossible to destroy!"
Shaie: "Remember, I'm Shane's sister. He can destroy the immortal and the impossible with ease. So can I."
Robyn and Jérèmy (both wearing the Immortality / "Dark" Armor) walk to Shaie and Jason.
Robyn: "She's right, you know. Her power... it's unique. And why are you calling it what Shane'd call it?"
Jérèmy: "Yeah, it's not the Dark Armor, it's the Immortality Armor!"
Shaie: "Probably because everything's black and scary."
Jason: "Not to mention that Shane had a fear of it."

[nbaheen]

n-evil:chocolate cakes,chocolate ice cream,chocolate bar,chocolate-
nbaheen(t): OK OK,i am going to eat some chocolate,but please stop talking about it
n-good:YES!
nbaheen: so see you around PK
nbaheen disappears

[KarjamP]

PK followed Nbaheen.

PK: "Want some chocolate ice-cream? Homemade."

He took out some ice cream.

Nbaheen: "Where did you get that?"

PK: "Hammerspace.
"Anyway, Nega-Lime didn't summon Satan, as he's disorientated from being forced into another world.
"In other words, he needs to come here first if Satan's summoned."

KarjamP: "If I know Author Shane, that being is NOT Satan, as Shane deliberately performs bait and switches like that to make PK and I seem like we're wrong."

PK: "..."

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:i could swear i was in my kitchen just a few seconds ago...weird

[Shane]

It begins to rain purple popcorn.
PK: "... That, and Author Shane is insane."

Meanwhile...
Serena: "... Wow, it's hidden better than before."
Serenity: "Serengeti Castle?"

A ninja stabs a mysterious 16-year old in the back, but the sword breaks.
????: "Ninja'd by author nbaheen. Interesting."

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:who knew the Demon lord would trigger so many things?

[Shane]

16-year old ????: "... I'm afraid I can't let you do that, ninja."
Ninja: "OH ****!"
The mysterious teenager spins around, kicking the ninja's torso off. He finishes up with a decapitation.
16-year old ????: "Tch. Piece of cake. Now, where was I? Oh yeah, I was busy checking out everything that's going on around here."

Meanwhile...
Serena: "... Keira?"
Serenity: "Apparently Keira's soul is missing."
Serena: "WHAT?!"
Serenity: "That's what the girl in the hazmat suit says."
Serena: "Oh, Shara? ... My cousin's a bit... unhinged."
?2: "Oh, hey, Serena."
Serena jumps. She turns around. A young boy was standing behind her.
Serena: "Christopher, hi..."
Chris: "... I thought I asked you to call me Chris."
Serena: "Sorry, I forgot."
A red-haired girl walks to Chris.
Girl: "Hey, uh, your sister told me to give you this."
The girl hands Chris a note.
Chris: "Thanks, Carrie."
Chris reads the note in silence, then facepalms.
Chris: "Did she have to waste time by writing me a note asking for me to take her to Dementia Castle on Mars?"
Carrie giggles and blushes.
Carrie: "She also told me that I should be accompanying you--"
The ground shakes.
Intercom: "WARNING! WARNING! MAN-EATING STARWINGS HAS BEGUN TO INVADE THE PLANET!"
Serena: "Starwings?"
Chris & Carrie: "You don't want to know."
Serenity: "... Sounds scary. RAIN--"
A bucket full of water falls on top of Serenity's head.
Serenity: "... bow..."
Serena: "Tch. Jake's still at it, making pranks and stuff?"
Chris: "Yeah."
Carrie: "He's even planning a massive one for April Fools Day!"