The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[KarjamP]

PK: "Yes, I am being a Captian Obvious, N-Evil."

[Shane]

Sarah: "... Did you read his mind? Why do these people never learn?"
Serena: "I dunno."
Serenity: "RAINBOW STARDUST DRAGON!"

Claire: "Okay, she's back to her old self..."
Roxas: "Yeah."

[KarjamP]

PK: "Just wanted to see how others would react.
"No, I've used Fourth Wall Reading."

[Shane]

A wall breaks again, revealing binary.
Serenity: "... Author Shane was almost killed by a bee."
Another wall breaks, revealing static.
Sarah: "And that ended his depression."
Yet another wall breaks, revealing a wall of dirt.
Serena: "STOP BREAKING THE WALLS!"

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:...i can't have a little privacy can i?
a man appears
man:can you people stop breaking these walls.we were not even half done fixing the walls and the things behind them and bang! another hole!
nbaheen points at PK
nbaheen:tell it to the karjam

[KarjamP]

PK: "Normally, a single literal Fourth Wall breaks.
"These aren't fourth walls, but tears in reality.
"Anyway,As I've said, I won't use Fourth Wall Reading all the time."

[Shane]

Serena: "... Caused by Author Shane's suffering..."
Another "wall" breaks.

(this thread will probably be locked until I return from someplace like suffering)

[nbaheen]

man:you are explaining this to me?
nbaheen(t):humans will remain humans.
n-evil:and PK will remain PK
nbaheen:our apologizes mister,can you go now because technically you are also breaking this 'wall'
the man disappears
nbaheen sighs
Keiri stands up
nbaheen:aren't you supposed to be dead
Keiri:yeah,and whats that supposed to mean?
nbaheen:nothing
nbaheen disappears

[Ramond]

--Thread locked upon request of Shane himself.--

PM me (or any mod) again when you want this reopened.

EDIT: Reopened again *.*

[Shane]

Serena: "Loki, now's not the time for illusions."

Meanwhile, on Cirai:
Shaie: "Hey, what's that?"
Jason: "The living Dark Armor."
Dark Armor: "Help me. I'm stuck in this thing and I don't know how. I'm not even where I should be!"
Shaie: "Who are you?"
Jason: "Yeah."
Dark Armor: "Kairi. A Guardian of... something?"

[offtopic]
Thanks, Ramond!
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