The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[Shane]

Serenity: "... If I told you, or anybody, you'd kill me."
Sarah: "Or Author Shane."
Serenity: "Yeah, or him. Where's my Guarded?"
Sarah: "Shaie and Jason? I dunno, last I saw them they were here."

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1001 posts~
Let's celebrate!

[KarjamP]

PK: "To tell the truth, I absolutely hate killing.
"Especially if said beings are themselves sapient."

KarjamP: "Doesn't stop me from doing it, though."

PK: "...
"You're right."

[Shane]

Serenity: "All I'll say is, it starts with an 'f' and ends on an 'h'."
Sarah: "And if Serenity dies, you'll kill Shaie and Jason."
Serena: "WHAT?!"

Giant robots appear.

Serena: "Urk! Robots! Get them!"
Serenity: "Right!"
Sarah: "Roger that!"

[KarjamP]

KarjamP: "Heartless robots?"

PK: "?"

[Shane]

A robot fires a laser beam. It destroys the ENTIRE Serengeti Castle!

Serena, Sarah and Serenity find themselves atop a phoenix.
Serena: "... A phoenix? With pink flames?"
Sarah: "... I guess this world has myths after all."
Serenity: "Blah."

[KarjamP]

PK and KarjamP came flying behind them.

PK: "I wonder what caused them to attack?"

[Shane]

Serenity: "Where's nbaheen?"
Sarah: "I dunno, last I checked, he was someplace not in this castle. And Author Shane should've waited until 25 February before he made the 1001^st post."
A wall broke. Sarah snaps her fingers and the wall is fixed.
Serena: "Why?"
Sarah: "It's his birthday then. But this world's Shane is dead, the SCS Shane is missing, the Battle Shane is in a Datascape, the MM Shane is... deleted from existence... Four Shanes in total."
Serenity: "So, now what?"
Phoenix: "I shall take you to a safe place."
Serenity, Serena and Sarah: "You talk!?"

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Added a poll so that I can see who reads through this thread.
I'm too curious for my own good. :P

[KarjamP]

PK: "Actually, the Mossmouthian Shane is only considered 'deleted from existance' since nobody bothered to create another thread to continue on with the story.
"The events had STILL came to pass as I remembered them, as I still have the memories of being there for years."

A -

PK: "Stop it, narrator.
"Anyway, I two had noticed that Nbaheen is still vocationing in his world and not bothering to come out."

KarjamP: "(I hope Author Nbaheen replies to this thread soon)."

[Shane]

Sarah: "So do I... And you do realize that Author Shane can ban you at the SCS Forums, right? You mentioned the forbidden forums?"

KarjamP: "That rule doesn't apply to these forums, Sarah."

Sarah: "I know, just trying to prevent Shane's berserk button from being pressed, that's all."

Several walls break down.

Sarah: "Heh heh."

Sarah fixes it with a death glare.

[KarjamP]

KarjamP started to fall asleep.

PK: "Wake up, KarjamP!"

KarjamP: "What?
"Can't help it if I never bothered posting this for a couple of days!"