The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[KarjamP]

KarjamP: "Richard's my real name, btw."

PK: "Mine too."

KarjamP: "And somehow, I was unaware I had put on this beard."

He took it off.

KarjamP: "One of a perks of being in a god body is instant teleportation."

[Shane]

Shaie: "And instant deteleportation?"
Jason: "What?"
Sarah: "Oh, oh. Sorry!"
Shaie: "Uh?"
Jason: "Who--?"

Sarah fires a beam of lightning at a guy behind KarjamP who looked exactly like him. It exploded into crystals.

Sarah: "Crystal Copy. They mimic a person's appearance. Then they kill."

[KarjamP]

KarjamP: "Thanks.
"Deteleportation IS teleportation, so..."

[Shane]

Shaie: "Then why's the roof on fire?"
Jason: "What roof?"
Sarah: "Ugh, she's ill."
Jason: "WHAT?!"
Shaie: "You look like a pie, Purpley..."
Robyn: "Randomitis Weirdinitosis. That's not good..."

[KarjamP]

KarjamP: "Other than talking gibberish, what's wrong with that?"

[Shane]

Robyn: "Hallucinations. Seeing things that don't exist. Talking gibberish. Coughing tomato sauce. A Ciraian illness."

Shaie coughs tomato sauce... instead of blood.

Jason: "What now?"
Shaie: "I'm fine, Bob. Trout is the worst kind of smelly fish! I'm ugly, Crowley."
Sarah: "We'll have to take her to a hospital, I guess..."
Shaie: "The Blue Phoenix shall rise again from the ashes of nothingness as the Bla guy explodes the planet with chocolate..."

[KarjamP]

PK: "I'll check.
"Afterall, I'm considered a qualified doctor in many worlds."

He took out a stethoscope.

PK: "If anyone wonders what this is, let's just say that if you've been to the doctor before, you've probably have seen what it is already."

[Shane]

Robyn: "You seem unfamiliar with this particular Ciraian illness, you know."
Sarah: "He'll get around that. He's better than I am, I might add... pity it can be potentially lethal."

[KarjamP]

PK: "Which is why I don't just outrightly use the heal beam on her.
"I went through Characterization Marches On the last time I tried that on Variant A Shane.
"I need to examine the virus itself first in order to make a cure."

KarjamP: "If you're just going to examine the virus, then what's the stethoscope for?"

PK: "To show I'm a doctor, of course."

He took out a syringe.

PK: "I'm going to take a sample of your blood."

[Shane]

Shaie: "GAH! NO! ANYTHING BUT THE SCARY OXYGEN TANK!"
Shaie attempts to run away, but is grabbed by Jason.
Jason: "Stay still, will ya?"
Shaie: "THAT GUY IS GOING TO MAKE ME EXPLODE WITH THAT OXYGEN TANK!"
Jason hugs Shaie.
Jason: "I won't let him. I won't let anyone hurt you. Ek sal hulle eerste doodmaak. Promise."
Shaie: "Huh...?"
Jason: "Nobody will harm you. I'll fight them all off."
Shaie calms down and falls asleep in Jason's arms.
Jason: "... I had no idea she was that tired..."
Sarah: "You spoke Afrikaans. Her brother's first language was Afrikaans. Maybe that's how she calmed down? Her memories of him?"
Robyn: "Who knows? Anyway, you'd best hurry, Pink Carburger."
PK: "Purple Karjam."
Robyn: "Whatever."