The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[Shane]

Nick: "... Actually, it's a Kingdom Hearts reference. ROCK SMASH!"
Mike: "Dream Drop Distance. There're songs named All For One, and One For All. ORACLE SPEAR!"
Darcy: "ARROWS OF LIGHT!"
Heidi: "SWORD SHOT!"
John: "TOMAHAWK STORM!"

Nick's sword becomes massive as it hits the meteor monster. It knocks the monster down. Mike's spear clones itself five times. The cloned spears rush at the monster before Mike lunges at the head. The monster growls with pain. John's axe clones itself multiple times, and the clones fall onto the monster as Mike evades. Then Heidi fires several swords from her gunblade, hitting the monster in the neck. Darcy leaps up into the sky (at least fifteen feet up) and fires several shining arrows from her bowgun. They strike the meteor monster, which gets enveloped in light and explodes into gold coins.

Schoolkids: "YEAH!"
Darcy: "We still need to name our team, though."

The other schoolkids face fault.

[nbaheen]

nbaheen claps a few times
the schoolkids turn around
nbaheen: bravo,very impressive
n-evil:i can't decide if you are trying to mock them or you are actually impressed
nbaheen(t):let's just say my comment sits somewhere between both
schoolkids: ah?
nbaheen: now,who on earth are you guys and what do you think your doing terrorizing the citizens of this place?

[Shane]

Nick: "I'm Nick, and we don't want to terrorize them, they're just scared of us Esiësians."
Mike: "We tried telling them that we're on their side, but they just run from us. By the way, I'm Mike."
Darcy: "I am Darcy. Who are you, mister?"
Heidi: "Heidi. The citizens fear us because we're not human. They fear that which they don't understand."
John: "Heidi, to be honest, that sounds like a line from a movie. My name is John."

A portal opens and a young boy who looks like a seventeen-year old steps out. The portal closes.

Boy: "Instability detected here, but... there's nothing here? Weird."

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:my name is nbaheen,and do you actually think these humans will take someone with a freaking tank as an ally?
looks at the new boy
nbaheen:i am pretty sure your sensors are lying to you.

[Shane]

Boy: "Eh, who knows..."

A giant purple suit of armor fell out of the sky. It was living.

Boy: "Aha! There it is! The Guard Armor that I've been sent to destroy!"

The boy unsheathes his sword.

Boy: "You're going down, Guard Armor!"

[nbaheen]

nbaheen stares
nbaheen:...just try not to use tanks the next time you are dealing with humans
nbaheen disappears

[Shane]

Boy: "Huh? What is he talking about?"
Schoolgirls: "Long story."
Schoolboys: "Do it!"
Boy: "Do what exactly? Huh-- GAH!"

The boy quickly dodges an attack from the Guard Armor. It's fist is stuck in the ground.

Boy: "Oh, right!"

The boy destroys the fist of the Guard Armor, and destroys the Guard Armor's other hand. He also destroys the legs of the Guard Armor. Now the Guard Armor is starting to spin around!

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:what an odd bunch of kids
n-evil:as if this place didn't have enough heroes and hero-wannabes that these idiots come

[Shane]

The boy runs around, dodging the spinning Guard Armor until it stops spinning. Then the boy lunges wildly at the Heartless, cutting it in half. It disappears, turning into a crystallized heart.

Boy: "THAT'S..."

The boy slashes the air diagonally.

Boy: "... GAIN!"

The boy slashes the air diagonally again, this time in the opposite direction. Then he spins around and holds his sword over his shoulder.

Boy: "No Heartless is gonna beat me!"

[KarjamP]

Meanwhile, PK performed Wakeup-Slap on KarjamP.

KarjamP: "OUCH! What was that for?!?"

PK: "For forgetting to continue our part of the story."

KarjamP: "I was only sleeping. Sheesh."

PK: "That's a very nice excuse there, KarjamP."

KarjamP: "Thanks."