Wish Granted-With a Twist!

[LutiChris]

your wish has been granted by means of Nuclear Winter...

i wish i could sprite again...stupid computer

[oliveryungo]

You will sprite again, but your computer will turn evil and all your sprites will look like they were made by a four-year old and you will die of shame when all of LFE shun and laugh at you

I wish I had some more biscuits...

[Jernemies]

you had some more biscuits

I wish oliver gets that one

[MnM]

i hope he gets it entirely wrong and will kill you in the next 24 hours.

I wish everyone takes me serious.

[oliveryungo]

Everyone takes you serious....from now on no one will ever get a joke because they think you're serious

I wish some people would follow the forum game rules properly...

[LutiChris]

They will but the Admin closes is, muahahaha...

i wish the water wasn't so cold....

[oliveryungo]

The water will get hotter and hotter until chuck norris says "hey, it's getting too cold in here" and promptly blows up the world.

I wish hong kong cinema didn't suck so much...

[LutiChris]

it won't suck as much instead it turns out much worse than it was before.

i wish there was an easier way to animate flash action scripts...

[A-Man]

*dig*dig*dig AH!! CORPSE!!
Macromedia implements such a way, and in turn, removes the older one. Then it turns out that the new implementation is too solid to do anything which is even a tiny bit more advanced.

I wish I would be the first human to land on Mars.

[STM1993]

Granted, you are the first to land on Mars. However, due to equipment failure, you and your crew are stranded on it forever, and no one will ever know of your success.

I wish I could turn back time and study harder.