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[Ramond]

Practically there are 10 types of people. One who understands binary. And one who doesn't.

And one that didn't expect this to be a trinary joke!

[LutiChris]

Me meeting jennifer lawrence

Me : I love you, will you marry me?
Jennifer : What? What did you say?
Me : What? What did i say?
Jennifer : I love you, will you marry me?
Me : omg. I love you too. And yes!

[LutiChris]

My grandpa said that I rely too much on technology.
I said "no you do" and unplugged his life support.

[Rhino.Freak]

That's dark man. That's dark.

[LutiChris]

My Husband Made Me a Prostitute (Click to View)

But he didn’t have to force me. I volunteered myself. Initially my family and my in laws had a problem, but now they’ve adjusted to my new lifestyle.

In my profession I get to meet various kinds of people everyday, mostly brats and unsatisfied husbands. The more I see them the more my heart fills with pride, because I know my husband would never do something like this.

A few months back I hated prostitutes, obviously then I’d never thought I would become one. But now my perception has changed. It gives me a new name everyday, not to mention a new man as well.

The pimp who gave me this job makes sure I sleep with safe customers. He even suggested I undergo tubectomy, to avoid any sort of hindrance. I am considering his suggestion but I guess I’ll have to take my husband’s permission. But I’ll have to wait for it, because he doesn’t talk to me. He doesn’t talk to anyone. He is in coma. The doctor says he needs to be operated within 2 months. We’ve sold our houses, our cars. Our parents are too old to work. With the education I have, prostitution wasn’t the only option, but I chose it, because it was the highest paid.

Sometimes I wish he hadn’t left for the party that Saturday. That’s when the truck hit him. My doctor says his spinal cord had been shattered, and it’s a miracle that he survived.

I am sure this isn’t the future he had planned for me, but I don’t mind living it. May be I die everyday, but I’m sure my husband will live one day.

It’s your family who’ll pay the price.
Don’t drink and drive.

-by Joybrato Dutta what in the world did I just read

[LutiChris]

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide

[mfc]

hmmm
I think I found the exactly fitting pic for motm

Silverthorn edited this post 10-21-2014 06:22 AM because:

oh u

[LutiChris]

people used to laugh at me when I would say "I want to be a comedian", well nobody's laughing now.

my grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the local zoo

I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade."

I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there

I was once at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over.

@Dr. Time
YES, yes it is :P

[Dr. Time]

people used to laugh at me when I would say "I want to be a comedian", well nobody's laughing now.

my grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the local zoo

I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade."

I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there

I was once at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Are these from 9gag? I think I have seen them somewhere before, but just can't say where.
@^: Ok, thanks :P

[A-Man]

I already know beeya is win wins character.

Laughed my guts out.