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[A-Man]

@Nyamaiku [Off-Topic]
Nyamaiku, I see that you are using fullstops and comma's in your typing's but,, not capitalization, like i is I and name always has its first word as a upper case letter, also the first letter in your comment also has to be upper case, its okay if you don't want to capitalize I am just saying. [Off-Topic_End]

@amadis (Click to View)

@Nyamaiku [Off-Topic]
Nyamaiku, I see that you are using fullstops and comma's in your typing's but,, not capitalization, like i is I and name always has its first word as a upper case letter, also the first letter in your comment also has to be upper case, its okay if you don't want to capitalize I am just saying. [Off-Topic_End]

this is my keyboard, i dunno which is the shift or caps key (Click to View)

[offtopic]That Keyboard is confusing me as well, I think, the green one (near Y, is shift, and the one on top of shift is caps lock.[/offtopic]

[AmadisLFE]

Right xD, this is making me laugh now Lolz. (ERROR: COMMA SPLICING XD XD), ahem, so yeah, its making me laugh a lot.

I wasn't in chatzy, but when I came back, I lol'd hard, Mount was talking to himself.

mount2010: From start month->​2509 to end ->​7852

mount2010: 10 553 in stock right now

mount2010: make that 10 800

mount2010: ☺

mount2010: Rising next time you play money makers do note I have $20000+now $.$

mount2010: 40000+ now $$$$$.$$$$$

mount2010: 50000+thanks to market crash

mount2010: http://imgur.com/vdcnBFS

mount2010: HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSABLE

mount2010: http://imgur.com/vdcnBFS

Freeze: wat the?????????????

[Dr. Time]

Practically there are 10 types of people. One who understands binary. And one who doesn't.

[Ramond]

Practically there are 10 types of people. One who understands binary. And one who doesn't.

And one that didn't expect this to be a trinary joke!

[Gad]

hey guys here is my demon char enjoj it:

Looks like a zombie to me, but it's quite nice!

YEAH, totally a zombie.
These sneaky hostings, switching images.

[LutiChris]

Me meeting jennifer lawrence

Me : I love you, will you marry me?
Jennifer : What? What did you say?
Me : What? What did i say?
Jennifer : I love you, will you marry me?
Me : omg. I love you too. And yes!

[LutiChris]

My grandpa said that I rely too much on technology.
I said "no you do" and unplugged his life support.

[Rhino.Freak]

That's dark man. That's dark.

[LutiChris]

My Husband Made Me a Prostitute (Click to View)

But he didn’t have to force me. I volunteered myself. Initially my family and my in laws had a problem, but now they’ve adjusted to my new lifestyle.

In my profession I get to meet various kinds of people everyday, mostly brats and unsatisfied husbands. The more I see them the more my heart fills with pride, because I know my husband would never do something like this.

A few months back I hated prostitutes, obviously then I’d never thought I would become one. But now my perception has changed. It gives me a new name everyday, not to mention a new man as well.

The pimp who gave me this job makes sure I sleep with safe customers. He even suggested I undergo tubectomy, to avoid any sort of hindrance. I am considering his suggestion but I guess I’ll have to take my husband’s permission. But I’ll have to wait for it, because he doesn’t talk to me. He doesn’t talk to anyone. He is in coma. The doctor says he needs to be operated within 2 months. We’ve sold our houses, our cars. Our parents are too old to work. With the education I have, prostitution wasn’t the only option, but I chose it, because it was the highest paid.

Sometimes I wish he hadn’t left for the party that Saturday. That’s when the truck hit him. My doctor says his spinal cord had been shattered, and it’s a miracle that he survived.

I am sure this isn’t the future he had planned for me, but I don’t mind living it. May be I die everyday, but I’m sure my husband will live one day.

It’s your family who’ll pay the price.
Don’t drink and drive.

-by Joybrato Dutta what in the world did I just read

[LutiChris]

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide