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I get bored, so i use a teleportation device to fly to julian. He sits at the toilet reading the newspaper, when i appear in front of him. He looks up, "Oh, crud." Then i stab my sword into him, and he´s dead.
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11-04-2008, 09:10 PM
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(11-04-2008, 08:54 PM)SirFrog Wrote: I get bored, so i use a teleportation device to fly to julian. He sits at the toilet reading the newspaper, when i appear in front of him. He looks up, "Oh, crud." Then i stab my sword into him, and he´s dead.
Hey, we're in stage 1-1!
Anyway, I slice a hunter in half.
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i make a big woody tiger dash to kill every bandit in this stage (and hunter and jack and sorcerer [aka. goblin  ])
so we're in stage 2-1 now
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No we're in stage 1-2.
I charge at a mob of bandits--only to be punched 3 times and grabbed.
The next poster has to help me.
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Run up to them then...eyes turn purple thunder-like enery radiates from them and all are hit be blue lightning (enemys ofcourse)
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HOLY [][][][] THAT'S A LOT OF BANDITS!!!
They swarm the next poster--one catches him and the others all punch him at the same time.
I slash them to bits--but too late.
The next poster has to wait 'til stage 1-4
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Its 1-4 now (bandits die of boredum)
I Throw tonnes of grenades at all of the bandits.
@Drahcir: we cant make the next poster dod as we wish, I know how to dodge...
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All right, Drahcir, you wanted it
Suddenly the scene changes. What has happened? All fighters look around, obviously confused. Suddenly, a finger points down from the heavens and a god-like voice says: "You're all ought to die. NOW!"
Panic arises in the fighters. "What have we done?", asks sadbhav to himself. Lf2-Hacker is the first one who dared to speak out loud. "Hey, who in the world are you?!"
The finger slowly moves until it is pointing at Lf2-Hacker. And then, the voice continues to speak: "You don't know who I am? I am the creator of this game, and I have the power over you. I know exactly what I have to do to erase you all immediately! Yes, I am Marti!" {woah, time for him to appear in the game }
From one moment to another, Drahcir gets the rescuing thought: "We need somebody to appear back in the game that has left eons ago. Only somebody who has already fought in here and left has the power to rescue us!"
The scene breaks apart, trees are toppling, huge cracks on the ground become visible. Not very much time is left until all fighters receive an overkill-like damage. "Hahaha, nothing can help you now! You're doomed to die!!"
Suddenly, all recent players are hovering... in nothing but total blackness. "What is this?", sadbhav asked, "Windows's Recycle Bin?"
"Could be, I don't even know myself!", SirFrog desperately announces.
Seconds feel like months, Minutes like years. And so, time passes...
"Do you see that?"
Hukko is the first one to see the light ray cutting the blackness in two halves. "Where does it come from?"
The guys have no time to think about it, because the light ray grows dramatically in size. The sudden light is piercing everybody's eyes.
"Be glad that I was afk for a little time", a voice close to our heroes says. "Otherwise there would have been no chance for me to save the game."
By now, the light fills up every little corner of the room, and the fighters see a silhouette of the person that is talking to them. "Who are you?", all at once demand to know. "You don't know me?", the person answers, "I'm disappointed. I leave the game for a couple weeks and you don't know who I am? How sad..."
Suddenly, something in the shape of a cookie fell out of this person's pocket. A cookie?
"Blue Phoenix!"
"Yeah, finally you got it!"
"So... how did you save us from Marti's wrath?"
"Quite easy. I caused a general crash of LF2 by shutting down my computer, thus breaking up the network connection. Marti, who entered through the network was thrown out, because most of his body was outside of the game."
The fighters remember that all the time they haven't seen more than Marti's hand.
"Anyways, what I did then was to restart my computer and start up LF2 again. You were all smashed into a far corner of my RAM for that time. Of course, you could've been deleted but that was the risk I had to take. And, after I've started up LF2 again, we're all here together."
The light begins slowly to decrease in its intensity and reveals the actual place. "Oh, good ol' HK Coliseum!", breaks it out of SirFrog.
"Well, now that this has been solved... how about a little match?", Blue Phoenix asked.
"Heck, yes!", everybody shouts.
"Alright, prepare to die!", Blue Phoenix said while he throws a healthy healthiness-cookie at the next poster...
Satisfied? :P
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NoOoOoO!!!!
I am undead! When the healthy healthiness-cookie hits me I become nothing. I disappear into next stage.
The next poster follows me into the next stage.
(@ BP: Nice. Almost a chapter...)
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i follow snorsorbet and make a big woody tiger dash (again xD)and kick him back to the hk colliseum
back at the hk colliseum i throw a huge glass lance at next poster
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