Chat
Discord
11-13-2008, 11:58 AM
Chuck Norris says No to a question that required a yes.
Escape is a two-syllable word that grants temporary peace in the present to a future victim.
Thread Rating:
|
Chuck Norris jokes
|
11-13-2008, 04:11 PM
God wanted to make the world in a month, Chuck Norris told him to do in a week.
God said, "That the lights appear!", Chuck Norris said: "Say please." 
11-13-2008, 04:24 PM
^ good ones :P
In order to create himself, Chuck Norris created god to create the humanity. Those would have him born... Chuck -> God -> Humen -> Chuck
11-13-2008, 05:18 PM
Once Chuck Norris was traveling to india, in the ship a guy told him he'd suck. People say that the only thing that they could see was a giant wave of 50m, they called, that Roundhouse Kick, Tsunami.
11-14-2008, 06:19 AM
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
11-14-2008, 01:28 PM
once a guy tried to do a roundhose kick, now he's paralytic
11-18-2008, 10:36 AM
Chuck Norris got irritated and that's how the tri-state tornado was created
If at first you don't succeed, you're probably not going skydiving again.
|
|
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »
|
![[Image: promotionfr6.png]](http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/1448/promotionfr6.png)
Users browsing this thread: 5 Guest(s)