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#121
06-01-2009, 12:53 PM
Chuck Norris can punch me...
Not that it's anything new, but meh.
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#122
06-01-2009, 12:54 PM
Chuck norris can sort black crayons by colour.
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#123
06-01-2009, 12:56 PM
Oh wow this thread is still kicking. XD

Chuck Norris almost hit Bruce Lee with his roundhouse kick. He was defeated that only time. However Bruce Lee died years later. O_O
Escape is a two-syllable word that grants temporary peace in the present to a future victim.
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#124
06-01-2009, 01:01 PM
Chuck norris has counted to infinite. Three times this day.
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#125
06-03-2009, 10:27 AM
Chuck Norris stole the round house kick of Dennis' Whirlwind kick but Dennis' was still better (Dennis from LF2!)
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#126
06-03-2009, 11:40 AM
chuck norris jumped in the sea
but he did not get wet the sea got chuck norris
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#127
06-03-2009, 11:53 AM (This post was last modified: 06-03-2009, 11:53 AM by Ascor.)
(06-03-2009, 10:27 AM)shadowlord Wrote:  Chuck Norris stole the round house kick of Dennis' Whirlwind kick but Dennis' was still better (Dennis from LF2!)
Edit from Hacker: He didn't
now dennis and shadowlord are in a wheelchair because chuck roundhouse kicked them
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#128
06-03-2009, 12:16 PM (This post was last modified: 06-03-2009, 12:17 PM by skelguardian.)
Chuck Norris does not need to use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford changes its actual spelling.

Yea, he rulez.

LOL, just found this one xD! (sorry for posting 2 jokes ^^)

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

epic.. lol.. the pope would be happy ;)!

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#129
06-03-2009, 09:59 PM
Chuck Norris loves Chris, but hates Raymond.

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#130
06-12-2009, 03:30 PM (This post was last modified: 06-12-2009, 03:30 PM by 3rdEnemy.)
Chuck Norris doesen't go on a holiday, holiday comes to Chuck Norris
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