The Resistance / Story of Insanity

[Ramond]

Xample: Yay, I'm back with the items!
XM: Which items?
Xample: The ones you told me to buy.
XM: Hurry up, I want to get done today.
Ramon: It's gonna blow.
Xample: What? NO!!!
Ramon: YES, you mean?
Xample: NOO!!!!
Ramon: Déjà vu, isn't it. Ah well. It's NOT gonna blow, calm down.
Xample: Ah.

XM mixes the chili flavoured ice cream in a cooking pot on the stove.

XM: It burns!
Xample: Yes, doesn't it?

Ramon looks over to Tatoriga and XZ.

Ramon: Oh, it IS gonna blow.
XZ: No! I lost!
Tatoriga: I can see that.
XZ: Rematch! I must beat you sometime.
Tatoriga: I wonder if Ramon would say that once. At least once.

XM: AAAH!! DIE, MONSTER!!!
Xample: NOO!!!!
Ramon: What's the problem?

The stove explodes.

Ramon: I've seen it coming.
XM: Holy crap. Must have been too hot for the pot.
Xample: Our frying pan is gone.
XZ: What have you done?! I was just about to beat Tatoriga!!!
Tatoriga: No, never.
Ramon: Short circuit?
XZ: Exactly!

Then...
A) XM gets a new stove and tries his recipe again
B) Tatoriga and XZ repower the electricity and continue brawling
C) Ramon goes to have a walk outside
D) everybody decides to get a new stove and fridge

[sadbhav]

D) everyone decides to get a new stove and fride XD

[Sharkitoon]

lol i wonder what happen to yoshi and another wondering is that why the group always go into the fridge (very suspending...and suspicious) XD

[Ramond]

XM: We should go get a new fridge and stove.
Ramon: True, they look pretty much fried now. I'll go dispose them.

Ramon takes the fridge by the collar and goes for a walk with it.

Ramon: Nice day, isn't it?
Fridge: Yes.
Ramon: I wonder how it'll be tomorrow. Oh, look. Dark clouds are coming.
Fridge: I don't know, anything can happen.
Ramon: Where did I actually want to bring you to?
Fridge: You said something of disposal.
Ramon: Oh right.

Ramon finds the LFE hall in the city, goes in and looks for the Disposal section.

Ramon: Got it. See ya in the afterlife, fridge.
Fridge: What? What are you even doing? And why are you calling me fridge.

Ramon leads the fridge into the disposal room and then just leaves.

Fridge: Hey! You can't just leave me here! Stupid!

Ramon happily walks back to the hideout.

Ramon: ...and now the stove. Where is the stove?
XM: I destroyed it to build a new stove.
Ramon: *facepalm*
Tatoriga: I won again.
XZ: You are cheating, I see it right there!
Tatoriga: It's your level of fail you see right there.
XM: Xample went to get a new fridge.
Ramon: Cool stuff. The old fridge wasn't happy with me disposing of it...
XM: What?
Ramon: At first I thought it didn't matter to it, because we talked about the weather...
XM: Talked about the weather?
Ramon: Yes, why not? I noticed dark clouds coming in...
XM: Apart from the fact fridges actually can't talk?
Ramon: I thought so too, but this one talked, and so I thought he must have learnt it in its youth...
XM: *facepalm*

Then...
A) XM tries his recipe again
B) XZ finally beats Tatoriga in Brawl
C) Ramon goes to have a walk outside
D) something happens

[snorsorbet]

A) :P

[Ramond]

XM: Nevermind that then, I should retry the recipe.
Ramon: What?
XM: The new stove is done. Here we go.
Ramon: Didn't you learn from your previous incident?
XM: No.
Tatoriga: Win again.
XZ: ARGH!
Tatoriga: Loser.
XZ: Rematch!
Ramon: Where's A Yoshi?
XM: Dunno. Hanging out probably.
Ramon: Ah well, he can have fun.
XM: So beware, here comes the chili flavoured ice... hey!
Ramon: What?
XM: Where's the frying pan?
Ramon: Uh, did you just spill the ice cream balls onto the stove itself?
XM: Apparently. But there was supposed to be a frying pan standing right here.
Ramon: Why?
XM: It always did.
Ramon: The stove exploded, can you remember?
XM: Ah right.

The stove explodes again. Xample returns with the fridge.

Xample: MAMA MIA! What in the world?!
Ramon: The stove exploded and XM is unconscious now.
XZ: RAGE!
Tatoriga: Looks like you DIDN'T win, haha.
XZ: It was just about to go to the results screen!
Tatoriga: Eh.
XZ: darn! Stupid short circuit!
Ramon: Blame XM for that.
XZ: XM I blame you! Okay, now what use was that?
Ramon: Now he's blamed.
XZ: And what does that help?
Ramon: He feels bad now.
XZ: I see! Thanks Ramon.
Ramon: Now, where's A Yoshi really?


A) XM wakes up.
B) Ramon goes to look for A Yoshi.
C) Finally something happens that thickens the story's plot.
D) A helicopter implodes.

[The Lost Global Mod]

B)

[Ramond]

Things are starting to get interesting!

Ramon: Guys, I'll go look for A Yoshi.
XZ: Okay.

Just as he leaves the door, a heavily loaded truck stands still in front of the entrance.

Ramon: And who might you be?

It takes Ramon a long time to notice he said that to the truck and cannot possibly expect an answer. He walks up to the truck, opens the door and asks again.

Ramon: And who might you be?

In the truck there are many heavily armed people equipped with bulletproof vests and AK-47s.

???: We are terrorists and must take you captive now.
Ramon: What? Why?!
???: We're supposed to do that so the news has some story to tell and earns money.
Ramon: I see, I'll get the other guys.
???: Nah, not really, see, I was kidding. In fact we belong to the king's A+ commanding batallion of highest services.
Ramon: Haha, that's a good one.
???: No joke.
Ramon: I'll get the others.

Ramon runs off into the house and gets XZ, XM, Tatoriga and Xample. Then they all return.

Ramon: Here we are... I hope we all fit into this little truck of yours.
???: Bleh, you aren't supposed to give in volunteerily.
XZ: What's this about?
XM: Dunno.
???: Okay, just get in then.
Ramon: Wait! We're missing somebody. A Yoshi.
???: A... yoshi? If you're seriously trying to arse with us...
Ramon: Seriously. I mean, seriously A Yoshi, not seriously trying to arse with you.
???: I warn you if this is a bad joke... then you'll get to know my real name.
Ramon: Fine it was a joke.
???: You really want to know my name? I swear to you that just saying my name will put hair on your chests.
Ramon: I'm so ready.
???: I am *dramatic face zoom effect on face area* Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster *thundery noises come from outside*, people tend to call me *dramatic face zoom effect on face area* Staff Sgt. Max f*cking Fightmaster *thundery noises come from outside*, the dude with the manliest name on Earth. *somebody farts*
Ramon: Alright. And now go and grow some friggin balls.
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: What?!
Ramon: Nothing, I fear you with respect, Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster. But in all honesty, I haven't grown any single hair on my chest. You should reselect your choice of introductary words in future introduction scenes to cause a slightly more dramatic (or accurate in this case) effect.
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Who are you?! The man with the second most manly name on Earth, Dick Pound?
Ramon: I'd prefer the name Commander Flex Plexico, the sixth manliest name in the world.
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Okay, I don't care. Get into the truck.

Suddenly A Yoshi comes walking by the pedestrian's.

A Yoshi: Hello! We don't have visitors often.
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Silence! This is *dramatic face zoom effect on face area* Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster *thundery noises come from outside* and I command you to do as I tell you.
A Yoshi: What?
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Silence! Where are you from, mortal?!
A Yoshi: From the fridge.
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Silence! Nobody insults me without further ado. This will be reported. And now, get into the truck.
A Yoshi: Cool, are we gettin a free top quality truck ride through the lands of Yorkshire?
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Silence! You may call it like that but we will take you away. And now on board.

The group hops on board. It's pretty narrow. The truck leaves.

XZ: Ramon?
Ramon: Yea?
XZ: Just out of curiosity, what ARE the nine manliest names in the world?
Ramon: Really want to know? From 1 to 9?
XZ: Yes.
Ramon: Okay, in order... you heard the first one.
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: It's *dramatic face zoom effect on face area* Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster *thundery noises come from outside* and no less!
Ramon: Right. Number two is Dick Pound.
XZ: That name is heavy.
Ramon: Number three is Magnus Ver Magnusson. Four is Stirling Mortlock.
XZ: Well?
Ramon: Five is Dr. Duncan Steel, the Bruce Willis in Armageddon. Six is Commander Flex Plexico (although Flex Sexplex has a nicer touch in it), seven is Max Planck.
XZ: Heh, that's my grandma's name.
Ramon: Eight is Powers Boothe and nine is Lance Armstrong.
XZ: Sounds pretty bad-a$$, what was he, the top fighter in King Arthur's war batallion?
Ramon: Nope, he's the living fail of Tour de France, a biking competition. Whereas Lance Blitzbeine would have been manlier to fit his person.
XZ: So long.

After half an hour, ...


A) ...the truck stops and Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster goes to have a pee
B) ...the truck gets stuck in the desert
C) ...some of the soldiers vomit out of the window
D) ...Ramon gets a royal flush while playing poker with the soldiers

Source: http://www.cracked.com/article_14982_9-m...world.html (godly)

[Divisor]

Go with C)

[Ascor]

D)
YAY i was the first

ARGH
f*** those ninja's