The Vending Machine

[STM1993]

As Phil's purple cat avatar was slid into the slot, the vending machine began to rumble and shake violently. Clouds of coloured smoke burst around the machine and magical sparks were fired out, forming miniature fireworks in the air. It went on for a few moments, before an explosion along with a fading mechanical "wrrr" was heard as the machine coming to a halt. A tiny door shot open and an eerie pink smoke emitted out of the dark void that the door had covered. What had been produced from the depths of this mysterious contraption?

The product is... (Click to View)

*kaching*

A cash register.

I put in the year 2009.

[LutiChris]

out comes a slot ticket that says you are sentenced death through out the year...
i put in my lucky shoe...

[blow_fly98]

And out comes a rubbish dump.
I put in the Yellow Pages.

[Alblaka]

Out come brown pages.
I feed the VM with a miniature of a nuclear plant.

[Bamboori]

out comes an atomic mushroom.
i put an old Game boy into the VM.

[Alblaka]

Out comes "Itse me: Mario!"
*throwing Firen and Freeze into the vending machine*

[Bamboori]

out comes... a bandit! :P

i put the tetris melody into the vm.

[Alblaka]

Out comes a

paper sheet (Click to View)

"9 of 10 voices in my head tell my i'm not insane.
The 10th hums the melody of Tetris."

Now i put Bamboori's RPG Adventure into the vending machine.

[Bamboori]

out comes ramonds rpg :P

i put in a new smiley

[LutiChris]

out comes the awesome face
i put in your mom