The 8-ball-Guru

[LutiChris]

Questions (Click to View)

Question: Do you think i can sing?
Guru's Answer: Forget about it.

Question: What are you exactly?
Guru's Answer: Wise men once said: Nay.

Question: You seem stupid, is that true?
Guru's Answer: Yes.

Question: If you are stupid, are you then a retard?
Guru's Answer: Is this supposed to be a Question?

Question: Is your maker a retard?
Guru's Answer: Whatever you think is Correct, I don't want to interfere in that.

Question: You seem honest but are you a liar?
Guru's Answer: Nope

Question: Are you lieing to me?
Guru's Answer: Don't count on it.

Question: Do you know who i am?
Guru's Answer: You may rely on it.

[8obis]

Question: Does BP have balls of steel?
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.

Question: That's awesome, isn't it?
Guru's answer: Let me think. This looks like... oh, it's a "yes"!

Question: Indeed
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.

LOL'D SO HARD xDDDDDDD

~RtXaS~

[Alectric]

Question: Why was this game revived?
Guru's Answer: because they are idiots.

[Jernemies]

Question: am i inactive?
Guru's answer: My reply is no.

[vandesdelca]

Annoying Guru (Click to View)

Question: Hey guru, long time no see isn't it?
Guru's answer: Oh, hello.

Question: are you okay?
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: i knew it you're still dumb...
Guru's answer: Kind of... yes.

Question: i think you should ask blue phoenix to fix your brain a bit...
Guru's answer: I was told not to say anything bad about Blue Phoenix; and I will not challenge my fate.

Question: i'm not fu*king ask anything bad about BP from you, idiot! i'm just suggesting you...
Guru's answer: Yes, you are, too.

Question: me too? do you think so?
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?

Question: No i'm not! do you think i am?
Guru's answer: A plain "yes" should be enough to answer that question.

Question: Really?
Guru's answer: No matter what you do, it'll always be a yes.

Question: Are you sure?
Guru's answer: There are things that do not belong in here. Ask this some other idiot.

Question: you're one of those idiot aren't you?
Guru's answer: Moron.

Question: F*CK YOU!!
Guru's answer: Don't bet on it.

[Simoneon]

I guess, 8ball haven't been created to tell him 'f*** you' and overflow your anger and/or rage.
Kthnx, if you got what I mean.

[JoshEX]

im i fat?
guru:yes, if your parents let you
are you the stupidest of all guru's?
guru:a plain "yes" should be should be enough to answer thatquestion. do you think lf2 is lame?
guru: yes. (not the full thing he said because im using my wii for internet right now-and its hard to see the words.)

[Ascor]

I guess, 8ball haven't been created to tell him 'f*** you' and overflow your anger and/or rage.

...you retard!...
...are you the stupidest of all guru's?...

So...
you've even read the post, joshex?

[Jernemies]

Spoiler (Click to View)

Question: hi
Guru's answer: Heyho.

Question: blue phoenix
Guru's answer: I was told not to say anything bad about Blue Phoenix; and I will not challenge my fate.

Question: really?
Guru's answer: You may rely on it.

Question: k, may i tell him ure doing well?
Guru's answer: Wise men once said: nay.

Question: why?
Guru's answer: Yes, if your parents let you.

Question: forget it, ure not doin' well
Guru's answer: Is this supposed to be a question?

Question: nope
Guru's answer: That is not in my hands.

Question: wise words, guru, did i say ure not doing well b4?
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.

Question: najsssss, forget it, u R doing well
Guru's answer: I will tell you when you are old enough to hear it.

Question: uhm... im not sure did i understand ur wisdom this time
Guru's answer: Whatever you think is correct, I don't want to interfere in that.

Question: wise words again
Guru's answer: Definitely no.

Question: but i gotta go
Guru's answer: Definitely no.

Question: see ya!
Guru's answer: You may rely on it.

[prince_freeza]

Question: is my power level over 9000??
Guru's answer: I predict a clear "no".

Question: why?
Guru's answer: Listen to the wind.

Question: why did blue pheonix make you?
Guru's answer: You retard! You just said this!

Question: us stupid u know that?
Guru's answer: When you can succeed in IWBTG on impossible; yes.

Question: u think you can beat me?
Guru's answer: Most likely.

Question: wanna try?
Guru's answer: A plain "yes" should be enough to answer that question.

Question: is my spriting good enough?
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.

Question: which side would you choose? ducks or eggs?
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.