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The Resistance / Story of Insanity
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They decide to scan the rocket's velocity.

It's over 9000.


What to do next?!

A) Surrender.
B) Try to deflect the rocket back.
C) Make a sharp left turn.
D) Investigate the truck.
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And ramond...
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Ramon: Investigate the truck!

XM checks the front container, XZ the trunk. They find...

...nothing except for Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster himself!

XZ: Aaah!!!!
XM: Wait, XZ; it's just a dummy. A perfect one too... no reason to panic!


What to do next?!

A) Surrender.
B) Try to deflect the rocket back.
C) Make a sharp left turn.
D) Use the dummy as a shield.
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Ramon: Use the dummy as a shield!
XZ: What?!
XM: That will never work!
Ramon: Do it! Come on, do it, do it!

XZ holds the dummy up. The rocket emits a voice.

Rocket: Warning - master detected - failure, failure - initiating turn command

The rocket changes its path into an oasis, blowing up the whole idyllic place.

XM: Yeah! We did it!
XZ: And now, we can finally return home!

An hour later they reach their base. But something's wrong...


What is it?

A) The front door is wide open.
B) The house has changed color and shape.
C) Somebody lost a helmet with a royal sign in the building.
D) There's a giant crack inside the building's floor.
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XZ: Woah! The floor...!
XM: The crack!
A Yoshi: I'm gonna crack!
Ramon: No way!
Xample: Wow.
Tatoriga: Check.

They all get in and watch the crack. Red light is emitted from the inside.

Ramon: Okay. Let's get into an epic adventure.
A Yoshi: But my house...!!!

Ramon pushes A Yoshi into the crack. The others follow, in the end Ramon jumps down after he closes and locks all the doors in the house.

Just a second later he lands on a pile of fresh flesh.

Ramon: Ew!

Ramon gets up quickly. Below him there's the rest of the group, lying on top of each other: Ramon, A Yoshi, Tatoriga, XZ, XM, Xample. 6 people.
He has a look around. The whole area is tainted bright red and it seems to be pretty warm. The area reminds a lot of a giant cave with many platforms and pits. At the moment they themselves are located on a giant platform high up in the air. There's a lava river below the platform.
Next to the group there is a sign. It says "01".

Ramon: Well, guys - seems like we got a little hiking to do. Come on.

From the sign there are two ways - one path leads into a small dark tunnel, the other one leads to a ladder which leads to a platform which leads to... somewhere Ramon can't see from his position.


What to do?

A) Get into the tunnel.
B) Climb up the ladder.
C) Ask the others for their input.
D) Throw stones into the lava river.
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