Translate me!

[Simoneon]

The main idea is to write, at any language you want, a sentence, and other guy below tries to translate it with his own knowledge.
Like.

GuyA:
"Il dit merci a Roudoudou et met vite les patins."
GuyB:
''I will do it, merci a round doo-doo at meat, vital less pants."

Jis sakė ačiū Lollipop ir greitai daro nuožulnaus!
GuyC:
This sack acid. Lollipop is greatest dario Nuzzlenaus!

Welcher Film hat dir am besten gefallen?
GuyD:
Well, chair-film-hat deer... uhm... busted guffleoaut?

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Attention!
How to successfully be funny in this thread:

1. Look at the sentence the above user gives you.
   
2. Translate it incorrectly. Meaning that you should translate the "sound" of the sentence into English.
   
   1. Example: "Fernseher" turns into "Fair 'n sayer" ✓
      Worst case: "Fernseher" turns into "Television" x

Another tweaky update: you can use this to help you - http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php

[Lauli]

Vienna car, to this zoo-thinker. Save, oh Sena! Drag a Boob us sliding yeti. Jie. K-lie, ow jar! Ow ecstasy, I K-nuzz.

Dieses Spiel ist derbst fresh!

[Simoneon]

Diesel spellest durp fresh!

Paima už rankos ir abu draugai pradeda lėtai vaikščioti. D:

[Lauli]

Palm ma! Us rank, us iraboo drug guy, pre-died da letter. Why scotch. D:

Wenn mir langweilig ist, spiele ich auf der Gitarre.

[Simoneon]

VIENNA MIERD!!! Lang, will dis especially dish-off deer Goitarre.

Une course dans la neige

[Divisor]

One course gives the neige.

Moja mama je zmagala super-veleslalom.

[Simoneon]

Mojo yo! Mama, yea, small gala super-velosopeda.

Su jomis labai linksma slidinėt.

[Divisor]

On the jomis(?) lies linked slidenet.

Ptiča bi lahko pojedla mačka.

[Lauli]

Picture by Lako. Poker DNA maker.

Dieses Museum ist nicht besonders aufregend.

[Simoneon]

DIE MUSEUM!!! IN NIGHT BEROUGNHERS A REVENGE!!!


Il y a deja beaucoup de colline. d: