Translate me!

[LutiChris]

Vandesdelca sux or chokes on diesel....
(edit) ya sorry didn't have time class was over...when i had the chance...
YIEouauso gutop OsTv sum EIt hung 2 tren slap tee...

[Lauli]

Yea, you also gotta post something to translate.

Wie wärs am Samstag Abend?

[Bamboori]

wee wares and samstorg airbend?
hard to translate if you are german

ich glaub ich habs jetz kapiert.

[vandesdelca]

itch glabe itch haps jet tapir.

kemarin itu hari apa...

[Ascor]

come rein (rein = inside) if you're hairs are ab (ab =cutten off )

*Walks in*

Ich habs glaub ich auch kapiert...

[Wiro]

Is this supposed to translate for real? or just throw a joke about how it sounds in english?
I have a globe I *auch* kapten
...duno

"mä oon tosi hyvä tyyppi" <-slang
"minä olen todella hyvä tyyppi" <-how it would be written in a book...

[Lauli]

My one tousy-hyper typo! ← Slang
My one older today hover tyyppo! ← how it should be written in a book...


Herbert macht ständig Rückwärtssaltos!

[Ascor]

her beard does always do backflips

Wie kam lauli darauf o_O

[Lauli]

Weee! Came Lauli dare off.

Nein Hacker, du hast es NICHT kapiert!

[Taniaetc]

Nay n Hacker, do haste ice NIGHT keep pert!
@vandesdelca: lol you're posting Indonesian and read it in English, hilarious.
participitae klame hnek hneknek.