Wish Granted-With a Twist!

[the mad maskman]

wish granted, but so many people visited it at the same time that the forum crashed!

i wish i could even play EtG at normal resolution.

[Gad]

You played it on normal resolution, but 2fps.

I wish spoons were forks.

[STM1993]

Wish granted, but now you can't drink your favourite soup with a spoon.

I wish I was a Little Fighter.

[Gad]

You ended up being a Louis, but you were hit with a bat while jumping so now you are stuck forever.

I wish I had a pokemon.

[A-Man]

You became Slowpoke. Now you're stuck being slooow slooow slooow..


I wish I could sleep awake.

[the mad maskman]

wish granted, but now you can't rest properly due to your brain's activity while you're sleeping.

i wish i can crush crusher davis with bandit

[Gad]

Aman I wanted to have a pokemon, not to become one¡¡

You've menaged to kill crusher Davis with no hp loss using a bandit. But it turns out that crusher Davis decided to go after Bandits family and murdered all Bandits and their families.

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I wish my daughter could speak already.

[the mad maskman]

how can crusher attack the families while he's dead?
wish granted. she created a language and is able to speak it, but only that language .

i wish i had a "slifer, the sky dragon" card.

[Gad]

You have this card now. But only this card. And it's a cheap Chinese copy from aliexpress.


I wish women knew where is left and where is right.


Crusher pressed f7 after you killed him and then locked function keys.

[the mad maskman]

wish granted, but now they don't up and down.

i wish i can finally beat sans (undertale).