The LF2 Killing Game

[STM1993]

I was getting bored walking around with a bottle of milk. Then, I saw sirfrog spawn. I was afraid that he'd attack me, but at the same time I was too bored, so I just walked over and gave him a nice, hard, Speed Punch in his stomach (like Bat's, except it's teleporting).

[SirFrog]

Ow!!

I am gettin´ angry, and then i scream: "DESTRUCTION!!!". That scream has a high frequency who is the resonance tone of your bodies, and it turns your brain to goo. i am a robot, so my brain (processor) survives...

[STM1993]

Fortunately I was wearing a suit of armor that protected against such an attack.

From my backpack, I took out of pieces of metal parts. I fixed them together and formed a Tranquilizer Rifle. I fitted in lethal darts that instantly put any living thing to sleep. Fitting in a scope, I targeted the next poster, and fired a single dart at him.

[Bamboori]

lucky, I have no brain
the dart flys into my stomach
"stung!" "hmmm... what is this?" I pull it out.
"looks like a dart from ~Strike93~... what should I do whith this?
Ah! I know: I throw it back! But before I do that, I'll sleep aaaa biiiiiit...

[STM1993]

Apparently, my target had been put to sleep, but he had thrown the same dart back at me, hoping that the effects of the dart still remained to put me to sleep. As I always watch my target like a hunter, I could detect the incoming projectile easily.

I strafed to my right to see the dart fly past me and hit a pillar. I unfixed my Tranquilizer Rifle and re-assembled parts into a 4-shot hunting rifle with live ammunition. Using my new hunting rifle, I took aim. All of a sudden, I saw the silhouette of a figure move past very swiftly. I fired in the direction of the figure, who later turned out to be the next poster.

[dazzapizza]

yes the shadow was me but I was holding hostage the next poster(and the bullet hits the next poster no matter wot)

[Bamboori]

yeah, it hits me, but I'm still asleep
"zzz...OUCH! What was this?! Oh, a bullet." (NO, I'm not dead, because you can be shot, hitten, burned, freezed in lf2 and you survive )

I'm slowly getting angry because everybody throws something on me
so I do an arrow-rain-move: I shoot one arrow in the air, and the sky is getting dark because of the many arrows wich come back on all players except me!

[STM1993]

I gazed at the skies. The light was quickly fading into darkness. Soon, I began to see multiple silhouettes falling down towards the ground. Thinking quick, I decided to summoned out a large shield and took shelter under it from those strange objects.

When everything was over, I retracted my shield and looked around, only to discover that the ground around me was filled with arrows. I picked one of the arrows and inspected it. After a moment's hesitation, I reached out my hand, and a small pole appeared in my hand, which extended from both ends into a complete bow. Loading the bow and drawing the string, I took aim, and fired the arrow at a moving bush.

[dazzapizza]

but in the moving bush was actually a cute puppy dog. Everyone starts yelling at you for killing cute animals so they start rioting at the next poster.

[LF2Heneha]

I came to the battlefield and picked up the body of little dog and threw it to face of bamboori. Then i disappeared.