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I hold u and use u as a shield
I kick NP
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"My snot sense tells me something..." I think to my self and look around. As I can't see anything intresting (except sadbhav using Drahcir as a shield) I pick up a pair of binoculars and start looking at a deer.
-"I kick NP!!1!" sadbhav screams and pops up right next to me. I try to look at him, but as I had a pair of binoculars I couldn't see anything else then a blurry shoe right in front of my face. MY FACE!!?
-"Oh my gad!" I scream as sadbhav lands a succesful blow in my face. At that moment my face looks like this --> >:#(
I counter with throwing my foot at his face. Sadbhav gets distracted because an ugly foot is on his right shoulder, so I take some glue and glue myself into the normal snorsorbet (missing a foot).
When sadbhav throw away the ugly and stinking foot I run up to it, but the next poster is in my way so I spit him in his face. Then I manage to take my foot and run away. The next poster is furious and starts to run after me. I drop my foot and say:
-"Crowbar!" as the next poster runs behind me. Will the next poster fall for such a simple trick..?
I did this to you for obvious reasons. You have just wasted a lot of time. Congratulations.
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11-24-2008, 09:42 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-24-2008, 09:42 PM by Drahcir.)
Nope--I run at Snorsorbet...only to do a flying leap above him. At the same time, I press a button on my beam sword...
~
High above the battle, Tirennian ships are at the ready. They recieve the signal from the beacon.
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Back on Earth, Snorsorbet is in a ready stance to fight me. He simply stands there confused when I am beamed up into the ship.
A second later, a GIGANTIC exploding laserbolt hits Snorsorbet, sadbhav, and the next poster.
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I again use u as a shield
I destroy all ships
and use SOUND SLASH on next poster (I can use with hands)
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(12-01-2008, 07:44 AM)sadbhav Wrote: I again use u as a shield
No, you do not use me as a shield because I'm in my ship. Since you didn't specify what you attempt to destroy all ships with, I assume you're using cough drops ![Twisted Twisted](https://lf-empire.de/forum/images/smilies/twisted.gif)
It fails epically.
I order my troops to turn their guns on the battlefield and fire.
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Keep in mind that suddenly heating something up with a high-intensity laser will cause a very small detonation--and the guns on my ship fire lasers of an extreme intensity (enough for a BIG detonation)
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"You kill another poster in this game by using ANY LF2 move that can be made by data changing or use the original moves.Mention who you want to kill. You may use pictures if you like,I recommend imageshack if you use it,as it shows the picture's full-size."
So why the hell are you guys using ships, beam swords, fireguns, and etc?
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Well just IMAGINE that we are DCers that can do the impossible.....(no offence)
Anyway one of my sound slashes destroyed one of Drahcirs ships
I hit NP with....soul bomb ![-.- -.-](https://lf-empire.de/forum/images/smilies/meh.png) ''
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12-03-2008, 09:20 PM
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I come out in a starfighter--and notice that a soul bomb has just torn off a wing. Then I notice I'm spinning out of control. I sort of get the hang of flying with one wing enough to steer towards the battlefield. Just as my ship is about to hit, I eject. The seat flings me into the sky at 200 km/h, just out of the way of the ensuing explosion. I call for support and they fire at me a tractor beam just strong enough that I don't crack my head open on the ground.
Anyway, the next poster is hit by my crashed ship when I'm still in the sky.
Oh, and "You kill another poster in this game by using ANY LF2 move that can be made by data changing or use the original moves.Mention who you want to kill. You may use pictures if you like,I recommend imageshack if you use it,as it shows the picture's full-size."
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I dodge it and intercept the beam with a special invisible attack, then attack you by flying uppp and using a destrecto punch
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(12-04-2008, 12:27 PM)sadbhav Wrote: I dodge it and intercept the beam with a special invisible attack, then attack you by flying uppp and using a destrecto punch
The ship crew sees you coming (yeah, they follow my every movement and you just happened to be that close to me) and fires a repulsor beam at you--you go flying back at the ground
By the way, a tractor beam is like a magnet, except it's not limited to metal. A repulsor beam is the opposite
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