A collection of the LF2-jokes that were available on the site until version 7.

...you think Harry Potter is John!
...you start wondering how much hp your pen loses whenever it rolls off your table and drops on the floor... and worry that it'll be breaking soon.
...you search for milk at the floor after you got hit!
...you run at your best pal and smash together trying to fuse!
...you throw coloured energyballs at anyone wearing a bandanna!
...you attempt to lift huge cargo crates and boulders that are as big as you at random!
...you look for D v A somewhere when trying to kick someone!
...you throw your fists and hope fire comes out!
...you can only say come, move and stay!
...you look up and see a blue box with a picture of you, and your health bar!
...you and you friend run into each other and wonder why you didnt fuse!
...you fight with the characters in ur sleep!
...you can think of nothing else then Fighting methods and tactics!
...you punch someone and then you see them fall and dissapear!
...you get seriously hurt and think "not to worry, F7 can make everything all better... hope no one pressed F3..."!
...you lose and can't find the F4!
...something seems different; "alright, who did the data change?!"
...something dissappears you think who pressed ESC?!
...you wear a helmet because you think that items might fall from the sky and some might hit you!
...you drink beer before you write a test at school, so you get more energy!
...you go as an LF2 character for Halloween!
...worry about mask festivals, afraid that julian might be among them!
...you see a bird flying in the sky and think.... is it dvy: 550 or dvy: -?
...you punch yourself in reverse and hope to heal yourself by doing negative dmg!
...you make yourself into an LF2 character!
...you change your name to one of the characters!
...you think you can transform into LouisEX!
...you rub your hands together thinking fire has to come out eventually!
...you try to do the Firen's fire run attack by lighting your shoes on fire!
...you looks up oftenly to avoid falling crates and rocks!
...you get beaten badly by a bully and scream :"that's it.. time to change my data and then beat you up"!
...you try to shoot a fireball and when nothing comes out you wonder if you wrote the oid on your hand wrongly!
...you throw a yellow ball in the air and wonder why fire and ice balls are not comming out!
...you throw a big rock on your friend's head and wonder why they dont grab their stomachs!
...you get your y-axis mixed up because of data changing and fail a maths test on graphs!
...you watch an action movie and see bullet's flying through walls and wonder if it's state: 3006 or high vrest or bdefend!
...you look around you and you see no ones there. and then you wonder where the "GO-->" is!
...you killed someone and say: ah thats too easy wheres the f7 button..... when you cant find it you say : omg marti recoded the world!
...you shout "Come!" in physical education and wonder why no little button appear over your head!
...you grab a bat and you suddenly drink it and you say "hey, who changed the bat data!!!"!
...you think nobody can beat you after deleting all bdy out of your data!
...you think that you teacher is actually Julian!
...you try to play the sonatna of the death on your flute!
...you open your eyes as wide as you can and stare at your mean sister and wonder why laser beams don't come out!
...you run towards somebody and roll on the ground and wonder why instead of coming up and throwing a fire ball at them, you break your neck!
...you hit somebody twice with a baseball and expect them to fall down!
...you watch your cat walking around and u wonder how many sprites it took for him to move so fluently!
...you have all lf2 figures - even those which are not released to public yet!